Which of the following is the correct answer to this question?

A) C & A
B) D
C) E & C
D) D
E) There is not sufficient information given to decide.

Have fun.

In the house the meal is viewed,
The steak is cooked, the beer is brewed,
The pies are cooled, the flies are shooed,
And in the dark, the tale is bright.

Some truth is ever what we seek,
But when it’s found our souls grow weak,
The mind goes blank, the path was bleak
That brought us to this meal so crude.

But bit by bit and bite by bite,
Some madness serves to speed our plight
Into the wrong or brand new right,
The power of the strong o’er meek.

For in the barn the old cow mooed,
And on the hay the day seemed skewed,
The day the beast for seconds rued,
The day that turned too soon to night.

We chopped in half the luscious leek
And found inside a snidely streak.
The denouement precedes the peak
In this, the tale I once eschewed.

It’s not a poem to move, excite,
Or celebrate the strength and might
Of those who pass the human rite,
But just a tribute to the weak.

So now we dine; no longer speak,
The story’s yours to bend and tweak.
The beef’s a brood, the basil, blight,
But that’s the food we eat tonight.

I’ve said it before, and I will say it again. Waffles are delicious. The perfect balance of form and function, they maximize surface area of pancake-like exterior while providing convinient syrup-carring pouches for a quick waffle on the go. For millenia, the waffle has remained as it has always been, in its flawless glory perhaps the closest man has ever been to Steve the Baker. Until now.

I give you the stroopwafel. I ask first and foremost that you ignore the fact that it rhymes with four of Hitler’s top ten things to do on the weekends, and embrace it for what it is. Friends, it is not just a waffle.  It is two waffles. And between those waffles–a sweet jell which can only be described as so delicious, the Dutch have started eating stroopwafel instead of raw herring as their favorite national pasttime. Truly the snack that kids love and moms approve, may the stoopwaffle bring forth a new wave of prosperity onto the people of the Netherlands for millenia to come.