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		<title>Rehab. Rehab?!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It is quite possibly the least appropriate name Monster could have chosen for an energy drink. Intended to evoke thoughts of hangover-shedding (or perhaps more shrewdly, The Hangover), the energy drink&#8217;s back story is set in Las Vegas. Specifically, the writer says he received the inspiration for the beverage while &#8220;chillin&#8217; at the Vegas Rehab [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://chickenandrice.org/2011/07/11/rehab-rehab/</link>
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		<title>The Results Are In!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You are malnourished. Say what you will, but the data does not lie. Yes friends, through the ancient science of statistics, we have proven with 99.99% confidence that over the last 6 months, you have increased your blood pressure, gained weight, damaged your liver, blackened your lungs, killed your brain cells, lost weight, or have [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://chickenandrice.org/2011/07/02/the-results-are-in/</link>
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		<title>καταιφι, an experiment in self-government</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Greeks got a lot of things wrong&#8211; Aristotelian mechanics, a supposedly coherent and internally consistent mythology, slavery, work ethic, economics in general, geocentrism, and Zach Galifianakis. But, in fairness, the Greeks got three things right: democracy, food, and making a ton of money by peddling said food to us non-Greeks. And each of these [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://chickenandrice.org/2011/06/24/%ce%ba%ce%b1%cf%84%ce%b1%ce%b9%cf%86%ce%b9-sustenance-of-the-gods/</link>
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		<title>More Carbs in your Diet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Friends, you have just undergone an experiment. Without your knowledge or consent, we at chicken and rice put you, good reader, on the Atkins Diet&#8211;high in beef, low in rice. However, like all great experiments, this too must come to an end so that we may once again reflect on the propriety of the status [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://chickenandrice.org/2011/06/19/more-carbs-in-your-diet/</link>
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		<title>Pi&#8217;s Lament</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This morning, chicken &#38; rice received a letter. It reads: Good day. My name is pi. I understand you all liking pie, but must you constantly denigrate me to display your appreciation for food? As you may know, today is my day, pi day, 3/14, and at 1:59 p.m. EST, I&#8217;d like you to post [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://chickenandrice.org/2011/03/14/pis-lament/</link>
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		<title>Because I could not bake for Beth&#8211;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Because I could not bake for Beth&#8211; She kindly baked for me&#8211; The Kitchen held but just Ourselves&#8211; And Geniality We slowly mixed&#8211; She knew no haste And I had put away My Oster and my KitchenAid, For her Placidity&#8211; We put the Pan upon the Stove&#8211; Pushed creases&#8211; in the Dough&#8211; We used the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://chickenandrice.org/2011/03/02/because-i-could-not-bake-for-beth/</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;ll make it anywhere.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[While strolling haplessly around Manhattan this weekend, I found myself sitting at the Carnegie Deli, eating a corned beef sandwich. It was so massive, I couldn&#8217;t even take a picture of it.  After reverse-engineering the sandwich, here is what I believe to be the recipe: 2 slices rye bread 3 pounds amazing corned beef 1. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://chickenandrice.org/2011/02/28/ill-make-it-anywhere/</link>
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		<title>Lox, Stock, and Bagel</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Oy gevalt! What a clever title! Unfortunately, I can&#8217;t take credit for it. The title of this post is the menu listing for the impressively pungent bagel pictured above. Just north of Philadelphia&#8217;s Rittenhouse Square is a little deli called Rachael&#8217;s Nosheri. And while their coffee is somewhat weak, their bagels strong-arm their way into [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://chickenandrice.org/2011/02/22/lox-stock-and-bagel/</link>
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		<title>Xtreme Investigations &#8211; Outside the Bun, Part 2</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After my harrowing experience with the Double Down, I needed some time to collect myself, ponder the meaning of such reckless grease, and find the motivation to continue with my investigation. I recently returned to the same KFC/Taco Bell to experience another terrifying day of life outside the bun. The next subject: Taco Bell&#8217;s XXL [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://chickenandrice.org/2011/02/18/xtreme-investigations-outside-the-bun-part-2/</link>
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		<title>Sushi Boat Race</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Look down. Back up. Where are you? You&#8217;re on a boat. Filled with sushi. And your sole responsibility is to feed. As fast as possible. Until night falls. Sound too good to be true? Well&#8230;it is too good to be true. But at the Shabu-Ya restaurant in Harvard Square, you can come pretty close. Rather [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://chickenandrice.org/2011/01/19/sushi-boat-race/</link>
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