When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Unfortunately, I am not in Rome. I, like rice, am in Vienna, referred to locally as Wien. So if we are to apply the saying to other cities, we must ask ourselves a very important question: what do the Wieners do?

Answer: they eat boatloads of pork. So that’s what I did as well.

Pictured above is a plate with a pork chop, ham, bacon, and wiener sausage. In case that’s not enough, they added a breadball (breaded, as per rice’s observation about Austrian cuisine), a mountain of sauerkraut, and two small potatoes.

The other white meat? I think not. Here pork is the meat. Period. End of discussion. After countless sausages, much ham, several pork chops, and bacon, I can say confidently that when in Wien, I did as the Wieners do. And it was delicious.