“We’re all mad here.”
April 2nd, 2009
Cheese, wine, French grandparents. What do these things have in common? If you answered, “they’re French,” then you missed the point. The point is that they are all best when aged.
Such is often the case with comedy. That feeling you get when no one laughs at your joke can really sting, but deep down inside, you keep telling yourself that you’re just ahead of your time. Well, your vindication has arrived, in the form of a video.
Welcome to the chicken and rice archives. Down the rabbit hole and into the vault we go…
that medication didn’t work. and left horrible scarring. i want my money back.
Comment by rice — April 3, 2009 @ 6:10 am
rice, there must be something wrong with your browser or your keyboard or something, as there were words missing from your comment. i have taken the liberty of posting your full comment below:
that medication didn’t work (nearly as slowly as i expected). and left horrible scarring (on the leading brand’s reputation). i want my money (to go into producing more of this product so that everyone will have a lighter) back.
you’re welcome.
Comment by beef — April 3, 2009 @ 12:36 pm
<3
Comment by liz! — April 3, 2009 @ 10:39 pm
beef, i think there are issues with your browser or keyboard or something, as your comment was blatantly false and nonsensical. Let me help you.
rice, there must be something wrong with [my browser or keyboard or something. However,] your browser or your keyboard or something [seems perfectly fine, so the problem must be on my end. Furthermore, I must commend you on your succinct writing style], as there were words missing from your comment [but it still made perfect sense]. i have taken the liberty of posting your full comment below [for no reason whatsoever]:
that medication didn’t work (nearly as [well as i thought it would, and felt like it was killing me] slowly as i [had not] expected). and left horrible scarring (on [my back, greatly boosting] the leading brand’s reputation). i want my money (to go into producing [a cure. Someday, we will be able to reverse the effects of] more [misguided use] of this product, so that everyone will [remember how it feels to not] have a [lit] lighter [on his]) back.
Comment by rice — April 4, 2009 @ 6:52 am