No. In fact, the politically corrupt are very undelicious. Ask Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich. He’s not having a very fun time right now. Neither are the people he’s blackmailed, asked for under the table money, or those whose careers he’s ruined. In fact, no one is having a good time. Except you. You get to reap the harvest of the evil seeds he sowed in the form of satire and comedy.

But if you ever find yourself in office and Patrick Fitzgerald is knocking on your door telling you you’re under arrest, come back to chicken and rice and watch this short video, so that you can see exactly what you’ve become.

Merry Christmas.