Yes, friends, it is that time again–a time of joy, merriment, and gift giving, when people young and old, from babies bundled in their coats, scarves, and wee little hats, to seniors with no-freeze diapers and extra-traction walkers, can come out to the common to enjoy the beauty that is the first snowfall of the year. It is in this time, when one and all are lulled into a false sense of fluffy, white security, that the strollerbears come out in force.

“Aww…isn’t that a cute, little baby, with his wee boots and furry face?” NO! Rule Number 1 of dealing with strollerbears: recognize the warning signs. Though both may appear cuddly and defenseless, one has razor sharp teeth hidden behind its hair covered snout. “But he can’t hurt me. He’s so small!” Common Misconception! Rule Number 2 of dealing with strollerbears: recognize the danger. Strollerbears are as fast as a black bear, as strong as a grizzly bear, and as intelligent as a polar bear. Do not be fooled! “But he looks so hungry.” Yes, hungry indeed. Rule Number 3 of dealing with strollerbears: do not feed the strollerbears. For you will only whet their appetite, and to them, you are delicious.