You know how you feel bad if you forget a family member’s birthday…well, this one is way more important. And no, I’m not talking about Jesus, though that may be a post for another time. chicken and rice is at least 1 year old, and has been for the last 3 days. Who knew that something so ridiculous could be maintained for this long, and have committed readers and writers at that? But what’s more: look at the statistics!

Number of chicken and rice readers who have jumped off a building: 0

Number of non-chicken and rice readers who have jumped off a building: 25,347

chicken and rice readers have an infinitely smaller chance of jumping off a building than non-chicken and rice readers. I’d say the numbers speak for themselves. Thanks to all the food groups (except for vegetables) for making this glorious day possible, and may this upcoming year be as delicious as the last.