Yes friends, your eyes don’t deceive. The personification of your calls and pleas, your wants and needs.  The answer to the age old question, ‘What pie from yonder window bakes?’ It is a chicken, and it is a vegetarian. It is a halal and it is a kosher.  Most importantly, friends, it is delicious. Pie is running for president, not just of the United States of America, but of all pie-loving peoples of the world.  Other candidates want to divide up the pie. Pie’s ready to give you the whole thing.

But how does pie stack up? Recent poles show pie’s delicious rating at 97% compared with 32% for Obama, and 15% for McCain. In addition, public opinion favors pie in many big issues–which candidate is most likely to feed the poor and the starving? Which candidate can bring any two parties together?  Which candidate has the best understanding of the economy?

Still not convinced (and its doubtful you are not), let me put it this way.  Thus far, the presidential candidates have spent $500mil on campaigning, and they proclaim their fund raising efforts with the same pride as would the Sheriff of Nottingham after a daily stroll through the village. Friends, would you prefer 2 years of bombastic tv ads and shock and awe speeches, or $500 million of pie? I thought so too. Write in pie!