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Objective
To obtain a non-interrogative position that will utilize my abilities to raise objections to standard lines of thought and to find different work in an envirionment where questions are rarely asked.

Employment
1762 – present
Modern Question Mark
During my time as a modern question mark, I have assisted many modern authors with challenging generally accepted notions through use of rhetorical interrogative tone. I have also served to make literary dialog far more interesting. Many court cases and congressional hearings would have amounted to nothing without my service.

2001 – 2003
Managerial Technical Writer, Bank of America
There was a brief hiatus in my career where no one asked any questions for several years. Hence, I was forced to find other work. I was a technical writer for Bank of America where I responded to loan requests and grant proposals.

790AD – 1762
General Marker of Interrogative Intonation
I started my linguistic and cognitive career as a general marker to indicate when a speaker or reader should infer an upward rise toward the end of a non-declarative sentence, thereby indicating a question. This took place in Western Europe primarily with languages of Romantic and Germanic origin. The effects were accepted worldwide due to the proliferation of Western language through European imperialism.

Related Endeavors/Coursework
1897 – present
International Phonetic Alphabet Member
Although the IPA has only been in existence since 1897, my likeness has been used since 1886 to represent the following sounds in international phonics: pharyngeal fricative and approximant, epiglottal plosive, fricative, approximant, and flap, as well as glottal plosive, more commonly recognized as the “glottal stop.”

May 10, 2006
ABC’s Program “Lost”
I was the title of an enthralling second season episode of “Lost” written by Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse in which John Locke and Mr. Eko discover my emblematic resemblance in the jungle which leads the two characters to more answers in the ongoing tension surrounding events on the island. My presence underscored the ironic dichotomy which connects question and answer in one united event. I also properly punctuated the episode.

Submitted Samples of Work
“Oh Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?”
Romeo and Juliet, William Shakespeare

“What but design of darkness to appall? –
If design govern in a thing so small.”
Design, Robert Frost

“If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?”
Philosophical riddle of unknown origin

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