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Chef to Squash-”Thanks for listening.”
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Today, we focus specifically on the culinary delicacy. Preparation—simple. To enhance the vegetable taste, stuff with sausage. Cook in the oven and serve. The results, my friends—the results will astound, for you see, the squash transforms. It soaks in the sausage juices as it slowly cooks, becoming a perfect synthesis of animal and vegetable—two great taxonomic kingdoms reborn as one. From there, its fate is up to you. Revel in its golden hue. Give it to a friend as a gift. Talk to it about your problems. The squash will listen, friends. The squash will listen. For as long as you can resist the urge to devour it, the squash will listen.
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