my white friend

 
As we celebrate the holiday season, we are given a second chance - an opportunity for rebirth and redefinition. With that in mind, I declare that ‘delicious’ can apply to more than just consumables.
Delicious is more than just one of our 5 senses. Delicious is a state of mind, and no other example of this kind of delicious rings truer than diversity.

Why diversity, you may ask? Well, diversity is like having different types of chicken. Sometimes you want chicken curry,
sometimes you want fried chicken, and maybe sometimes you even want plain chicken from your local Boston Market. Diversity gives you choices, options-diversity makes delicious even more delicious.

Think of it this way -
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line.

How Do You Starve A Mexican?
Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.

Why do Indians smell?
So blind people can hate them too.

In other words diversity brightens everyone’s day, whether it’s just through a funny one-liner in your inbox in the morning or through a funny-looking Japanese guy at work.
Diversity is laughter, laughter is happiness. And anyone who doesn’t think so is a racist.