Beerwich, King of the Wiches
December 9th, 2007
| Allow me to paint the scene. You’re sitting on your couch watching the game after a tiring week at the office. Suddenly, you realize what would make this afternoon even better-a delicious sandwich and a cold beer. Not being able to get them yourself, you think about asking your significant other (woman or man-at chicken and rice, we don’t discriminate) to bring them to you, but that might be pushing your luck in this day and age. This forces the question-do you ask her/him to get in the kitchen and make you a sandwich, or do you ask her/him to get in the kitchen and get you a beer? | |
| No longer do you have to decide. Chicken and Rice presents to you the beerwich, king of the wiches-the delicious nourishment of a sandwich with the delicious tingle of a cold one. How, you may ask? The secret is in the bread. |  |
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Our specialist team of beerwich-technicians have researched and perfected the recipe for beer-bread to include bacon, cheese, and of course the finest of imported ale, combining every food group into something no man/woman can resist. From there, the rest of the sandwich is up to you. Turkey, ham, more bacon-the possibilities are endless. |
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double-fisting |
a hard day |
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But the beerwich is more than just a means of sustenance. No, good viewers, it is a vehicle of freedom. No longer must you be deterred by ‘No Alcoholic Beverages Allowed’ signs. The beerwich provides you with an alternative, as last time I checked, in America sandwiches were still allowed in public. If that idea doesn’t stop people from jumping, we at chicken and rice aren’t sure what will. That’s all for now. Until next week, chicken and rice leaves you with this simple suggestion-eat responsibly. |
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